Quotable Quotes from Yours Truly

"Can't they just catch some of the ozone in Birmingham, take it to Antartica, and patch that hole Al Gore keeps worrying about? That'd make everybody happy."

"The Bible isn't like a fruit display at Walmart. You can't pick and choose."

"You see the irony is what they need to do is get Syria, to get Hezbollah to stop doing this $%!# and it's all over... "

Yeah, so that last one was actually George Bush, fearless leader of the free world, talking to Britain's PM Tony Blair. On an accidentally open mike at the G8 Summit. During which conversation he got Tony Blair's attention by calling out "Yo Blair!"

I love our president.

I'm heading out with the Wouters clan to Tennessee Wednesday to escape the ozone. Have fun sweltering without me.

Shout out to Birdtrainer: When does softball end? I haven't seen my bro in 2 weeks!!!